The Great Anglo-Norman Bake-Off

RH/GBBO Cross-over crackfic one-shot. It's wooden spoons at dawn as Team Outlaw and Team Castle face off in a head-to-head contest to see who can make the best pie. Who will tell the Sheriff that there is no actual prize money? And, Much, are you sure that's chicken? (Parody set roughly between 2x02 and 2x03)