Perfumania

"That's a very interesting perfume you're wearing," Alice Tanner had said, to which our favorite dean responded coyly, but proudly, "It was a gift." We all know that House gave her the very interesting perfume, but what could have prompted our screw-the-rules diagnostician to give his girlfriend such a typical boyfriend present? A fill-in-the-blanks tale between 7x2 and 7x3. HUDDY!