Why are you so Clueless, Malfoy!
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In which Janette, a Muggleborn Slytherin witch, explains to Draco all about various Muggle things because he just seems so FASCINATED by it all. Because, quite frankly, Draco has no clue what those things are ("What the hell is that thing!) Well, let's pretend he doesn't. Happy fanfiction anniversary Lightning!