Universe Six's Unluckiest Warrior

He is, he WAS, just a simple vigilante that happened to have the abilities of a spider and liked to dress in tight, colorful suits. Just a guy trying to do right with the great power he was given when he wasn't struggling to make end's meet or at the very least get a girlfriend, that's all. So at what point did any of that scream 'Give me Godlike Power and fight me bro? Seriously!