Morporkian Skies or A Tale Of Ankh Morpork

Vetinari looked out over the city...as did Sam Vimes, and Foul Ole Ron, and Arnold Sideways, and Gaspode the dog. Basically my take on the classic Pratchett opening, with something floating through Ankh Morpork. May be a one-shot, or may not be if anyone likes it. Some coarse language. "Even in its national anthem Ankh Morpork sticks by solid traditional values of cash and carry."