Dandelion Crowns

Mom always said, uh, dandelions were disgusting weeds and it was my job to pull 'em out of the garden. I always thought of dandelions as flowers instead of weeds. They were pretty and nice. The only thing was when you picked them your hands would get all sticky with pollen and milk. I didn't think Stan would be allergic either! Gee wizz, this is all my fault! Stutters. One-shot.