Summary
Everybody knows who Bilbo Baggins is...right? Consort of King Thorin, member of the Company? (aka not someone to try to take to bed?) Apparently not. Enter Fari, a distant cousin of Dori who has his eyes set on Bilbo. Funny fluffy, gooey stuff. Thilbo w/a dash of Dwori. AU everybody lives. Married Thilbo.