Hermione Granger and the Big Bloody Lynx (A 'Yes, Professor' One-Shot)

When Orias Mulciber goes conspicuously missing (because, really, when a man his size goes missing, how can't it be conspicuous?), Hermione searches for him. She can't understand what the big bloody lynx stalking her has to do with anything, but once she realizes the answer, her attempt to set things right only makes matters worse.