My Badfic Plot Simplified

This is a parody/summery my two worst fictions "A champion's tale" and "Defender's of legend" which are both bad. NOTE: THESE ARE MY BADFICS, THEY ARE TERRIBLE, "A champion's tale" being the worst thing I ever wrote. Tell me about your badfics and I might review them if they are bad enough. Don't read these, read my newer ones instead if you want to, but not these.