Summary
Elf Collaborator, the prankster shipper on deck. Gin Overkite, the man with a kite and the white rose. Merik Flame, the pyromanic hotshot kohai. Aya Oda, the mysterious snarky guy. Together, they make team COMA! And beat up Sues! And break the fourth wall! And stuff! Woo, I guess? Parody, crack, credit to every author who shows up in this fic. Rated K for antics.