The Trouble With Courting

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Updated: 5 Mar 2019 Published: 29 Jul 2014

Thorin, Who's Holding the Blade? Not You

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#1 An Unexpected Surprise
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#2 Courting? Really?
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#3 Drastic Times Mean Drastic Measures
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#4 On Matters of Cloth
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#5 So I Just Cut Them Off?
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#6 I Don't Need Feet Anyways
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#7 Hiding and Reading
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#8 I'm Having Tea, Leave Me Alone!
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#9 They Found Me
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#10 Brothers, Why Didn't I Think of That?
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#11 Death is Coming for Someone
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#12 Help is (Apparently) for the Weak
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#13 Where It's Explained and Denied
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#14 Obtuse? Are You Calling Me Fat?
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#15 Running is for RUNNERS!
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#16 These Gifts are a Safety Hazard!
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#17 Am I Wearing a Please Harrass Me Sign?
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#18 An Invasion of Privacy
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#19 This Scares Them, It Can't Be Good
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#20 Fili and Kili in Trouble? Surprise!
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#21 Don't You Two Ever Get Grounded?
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#22 Bye Bye Bye
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#23 Please, Get in My Business Again, Wizard
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#24 How About I Just Ignore Your Advice, OK?
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#25 Who Ever Said Gold Hurts? Me
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#26 Proper Gardens? Must Be a Hobbit Thing
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#27 In Other Words, Don't Make Them Mad
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#28 Don't Be Bitter, Bilbo
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#29 Kept at the Mountain by Food
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#30 Mustn't Forget the Socks
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#31 Stop Thinking About It, Bilbo!
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#32 Who's Jealous? It Can't Be Thorin!
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#33 The Party Don't Start Til Bilbo Walks In
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#34 Keeping Secrets is Overrated
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#35 The Bane of Middle-Earth
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#36 How to be Embarrassed 101
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#37 I Don't Have Trust Issues, Do You?
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#38 The Ring is Preciousss, No?
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#39 Rude Much, Bilbo?
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#40 Who's Really Being Punished?
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#41 Bilbo, Bandages, Blood
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#42 Don't Call Me, I'm Drunk on Tea
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#43 No More Tea
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#44 Memory Loss is Fun!
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#45 Meet Mr Sexy Dwarf
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#46 Bilbo Can Never Not Talk About the Shire
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#47 Nobody Else Counts! Bilbo Wants Thorin
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#48 Poison is Bad, Understood
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#49 Who Dares to Leave Bilbo All Alone?
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#50 I Ain't Missing You at All
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#51 It Isn't Eavesdropping, Just Coincidence
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#52 Someone's a Little Bit Possessive
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#53 Where Bilbo Realizes Something (Finally)
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#54 Chapter 54
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#55 Only Interested in the Shire, Naturally
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#56 Thorin Isn't Dead, and Yes, We're Sure
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#57 Tackling the King is Not a Good Idea
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#58 Your Favorite Hobby Isn't Sewing?
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#59 a Normal Condition
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#60 Thorin Approves of the Barrels
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#61 Fili and Kili? I Don't Want to Know
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#62 Two is Better than One
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#63 Thorin Oakenshield Presents Worrying 101
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#64 I Ain't No Hollaback Girl
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#65 Shock Thorin
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#66 Oh Snap!
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#67 Where No One is Ever Jealous
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#68 All Hail the Master of Compliments
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#69 Between a Rock and a Hard Place
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#70 He's Almost Perfect, I Guess
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#71 Happy People Make Me Mad
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#72 Someone Save Bilbo Baggins
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#73 Even Bofur Can't Handle Thorin
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#74 How to Not Get a Date
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#75 Abuse is Bad
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#76 Smack Me, Bofur
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#77 The One Time That Stalling Worked
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#78 Truth or Dare, Your Majesty
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#79 Chapter 79
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#80 Thorin, Who's Holding the Blade? Not You

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#81 Put Me Down, You Scoundrel!
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#82 Closet Teddy Bear
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#83 Pretty Please
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#84 Trouble in Paradise, Again
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#85 Surprise! Thorin's Being Stupid Again
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#86 The Burglar Gets Bodyguards
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#87 I'll Take Door Number One
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#88 Sir Bilbo the Persuasive
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#89 Well, That Solves That
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#90 Where Thorin Proves His Awesomeness
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#91 Bilbo's Great Auntie
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#92 Living in a Material World
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#93 Determined, Intelligent, Sister
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#94 Bravery Isn't Just on the Battlefield
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#95 Darling Bilbo
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#96 How Nice of You, Govd
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#97 Well, That Hurts
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#98 Bilbo, Took You Long Enough
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#99 Our Favorite Dwarf, Oin
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#100 Could Someone Bring Me a Tissue?
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#101 Thorin Finally Gets It Right
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