The Trouble With Courting
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Subject: Bilbo Baggins. Situation: Dire. Who knew that feet could cause such issues? Bilbo learns that they can when he finds himself being courted. But Thorin doesn't need to know! He can handle it himself...or so he thinks. The Company disagrees. 100 Word Drabble Series. ThorinxBilbo, Thilbo Bagginshield. Slash. Rated T for some violence/angst.
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The Trouble With Courting
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- #1 An Unexpected Surprise
- #2 Courting? Really?
- #3 Drastic Times Mean Drastic Measures
- #4 On Matters of Cloth
- #5 So I Just Cut Them Off?
- #6 I Don't Need Feet Anyways
- #7 Hiding and Reading
- #8 I'm Having Tea, Leave Me Alone!
- #9 They Found Me
- #10 Brothers, Why Didn't I Think of That?
- #11 Death is Coming for Someone
- #12 Help is (Apparently) for the Weak
- #13 Where It's Explained and Denied
- #14 Obtuse? Are You Calling Me Fat?
- #15 Running is for RUNNERS!
- #16 These Gifts are a Safety Hazard!
- #17 Am I Wearing a Please Harrass Me Sign?
- #18 An Invasion of Privacy
- #19 This Scares Them, It Can't Be Good
- #20 Fili and Kili in Trouble? Surprise!
- #21 Don't You Two Ever Get Grounded?
- #22 Bye Bye Bye
- #23 Please, Get in My Business Again, Wizard
- #24 How About I Just Ignore Your Advice, OK?
- #25 Who Ever Said Gold Hurts? Me
- #26 Proper Gardens? Must Be a Hobbit Thing
- #27 In Other Words, Don't Make Them Mad
- #28 Don't Be Bitter, Bilbo
- #29 Kept at the Mountain by Food
- #30 Mustn't Forget the Socks
- #31 Stop Thinking About It, Bilbo!
- #32 Who's Jealous? It Can't Be Thorin!
- #33 The Party Don't Start Til Bilbo Walks In
- #34 Keeping Secrets is Overrated
- #35 The Bane of Middle-Earth
- #36 How to be Embarrassed 101
- #37 I Don't Have Trust Issues, Do You?
- #38 The Ring is Preciousss, No?
- #39 Rude Much, Bilbo?
- #40 Who's Really Being Punished?
- #41 Bilbo, Bandages, Blood
- #42 Don't Call Me, I'm Drunk on Tea
- #43 No More Tea
- #44 Memory Loss is Fun!
- #45 Meet Mr Sexy Dwarf
- #46 Bilbo Can Never Not Talk About the Shire
- #47 Nobody Else Counts! Bilbo Wants Thorin
- #48 Poison is Bad, Understood
- #49 Who Dares to Leave Bilbo All Alone?
- #50 I Ain't Missing You at All
- #51 It Isn't Eavesdropping, Just Coincidence
- #52 Someone's a Little Bit Possessive
- #53 Where Bilbo Realizes Something (Finally)
- #54 Chapter 54
- #55 Only Interested in the Shire, Naturally
- #56 Thorin Isn't Dead, and Yes, We're Sure
- #57 Tackling the King is Not a Good Idea
- #58 Your Favorite Hobby Isn't Sewing?
- #59 a Normal Condition
- #60 Thorin Approves of the Barrels
- #61 Fili and Kili? I Don't Want to Know
- #62 Two is Better than One
- #63 Thorin Oakenshield Presents Worrying 101
- #64 I Ain't No Hollaback Girl
- #65 Shock Thorin
- #66 Oh Snap!
- #67 Where No One is Ever Jealous
- #68 All Hail the Master of Compliments
- #69 Between a Rock and a Hard Place
- #70 He's Almost Perfect, I Guess
- #71 Happy People Make Me Mad
- #72 Someone Save Bilbo Baggins
- #73 Even Bofur Can't Handle Thorin
- #74 How to Not Get a Date
- #75 Abuse is Bad
- #76 Smack Me, Bofur
- #77 The One Time That Stalling Worked
- #78 Truth or Dare, Your Majesty
- #79 Chapter 79
- #80 Thorin, Who's Holding the Blade? Not You
- #81 Put Me Down, You Scoundrel!
- #82 Closet Teddy Bear
- #83 Pretty Please
- #84 Trouble in Paradise, Again
- #85 Surprise! Thorin's Being Stupid Again
- #86 The Burglar Gets Bodyguards
- #87 I'll Take Door Number One
- #88 Sir Bilbo the Persuasive
- #89 Well, That Solves That
- #90 Where Thorin Proves His Awesomeness
- #91 Bilbo's Great Auntie
- #92 Living in a Material World
- #93 Determined, Intelligent, Sister
- #94 Bravery Isn't Just on the Battlefield
- #95 Darling Bilbo
- #96 How Nice of You, Govd
- #97 Well, That Hurts
- #98 Bilbo, Took You Long Enough
- #99 Our Favorite Dwarf, Oin
- #100 Could Someone Bring Me a Tissue?
- #101 Thorin Finally Gets It Right