My Immortal My ass

This 'story' consists of Dumbledore- who has constant headaches, Voldemort- who flies on broomsticks, Harry- who has red contact lenses, Draco- who has a Vampire tattoo, and one incredible, head-banging, 'goffick' Mary Sue. This is 'My Immortal'- in my opinion. WARNING- Serious loss of brain cells to be expected.