Nice Guys Do Not Finish Dead Last

James isn't finishing dead last, he's already finishing first in something. Being an idiot. He wants Lily, but the issue is he's trying to get a golden snitch; he's playing Quidditch trying to crush bombs in the goals, but he can't fly a broom. He has nothing in common with a studious bookworm, but it doesn't stop him from trying to date her and chase off all the other boys.