Percy Jackson: Super-Duper Assassin-Angel of Chaos

Can OmegAlpha: Void Edition, and his crew of the Chaotic Cretins save planet Earth from the hands of the evil, sinister Order? Featuring glitter monsters and mistaken identities, this parody of the cliche we all know and despise, features bipolar primordials, a terrorist joke, and ridiculously long tangents about relations.