Magically Awkward Permanent Hiatus

"Life is full of awkward moments. Like answering the door in your Hello Kitty underwear when your seventeen, or walking in on your Mom making out with a best friend's father, or the one time you magically turned a customer into a frog, or even finding a hot naked guy in your backyard one morning. Of course, the most awkward moment is when you realize you love that hot naked idiot."