Summary
James is having a bad day and Sirius Black and Gilderoy Lockhart unfortunately ingest some BertiBotts Every Flavor Candy Beans that are infused with particularly strong Amortentia that hold a strong dose of Essence of Remus John Lupin. Oh Dear. Rated 'T' for Shakespearian and Medieval Insults and for Toaster Ovens. Not really Slash. Sort of... but not really.