Shut Your Beutiful Piehole Dude!
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Harry Potter is dead, and Lord Voldemort is bored to death. And he has come to the conclusion that the only acceptable way to fight his boredom is to find a new enemy to be uncontrollably furious at. But who is this mysterious person suddenly showing up? Will he ever find a new enemy? And why in the great wizarding world is Voldemort wearing leather pants when it is 86 F outside?