As You Wish

It's Valentine's Day and the ministry has cooked up a new form of torture in the form of a mandatory 'Muggle Movie Valentine's Mixer'. Film character costumes are required and Hermione Granger is going as Princess Buttercup. Unbeknownst to her, her annoying(ly hot) co-worker Draco Malfoy is planning to go as the Dread Pirate Roberts. Snark, sparks and smut can only result...