The Female Vanguard

So when you suddenly wake up as a Sarah Kerrigan rip-off with a giant mutated octopus-woman leaning over you, would you scream and piss yourself or just sigh and say, "How is this my life?" [Or the fanfic where an OC wakes up as a female Vanguard and everyone mistakes you for something else; twist in the OC reincarnation plot bunny; written because of a weird mind] T for language!