The pleasures of people

"That's a kid" Steve stated as they stared, his hands hanging limply by his sides, his features slack with shock. "It is" Tony confirmed, nodding as he did. Neither man's eyes strayed from the small clump of blankets that was the child. "Tony" Steve said slowly. "Why is there a child in your bed?" "Well, that's the million dollar question now, isn't it Capsicle?"