Harry Potterman and the Half-Baked Latke

Harry Potterman knew he was different, with his incurable sarcasm and panic attacks. Finally, a large stranger reveals the truth: "You're a Jew, Harry!" Now Harry's off to Treifwarts School of Banking and Jewry, to learn such magical skills as Math, Arguing, Guilt, and more! But the castle is plagued with mysteries, monsters, and a sinister bootlegger who wants Harry dead...