Ron Fucking Weasley

"There are plenty of more deserving people than me! Give this to someone who needs a second chance, my life was fine, I didn't even do well!" I shouted at the abyss in front of me. "You have helped millions of people!" It shouted back, exasperated. I didn't know gods could be exasperated. "But there are people who nee-" And with that, I was swept into unconsciousness.