Summary
PARODY! May 2, 1999, is a perfectly normal day at Hogwarts. Ron's hungry, Draco's misunderstood, and Ginny's on her forty-eighth boyfriend - but something seems wrong, and only Harry can sense it. His feeling is only heightened when three new girls arrive at the school of magic. Is the Supreme Ruler really the rightful ruler of Wizarding Britain? A cliché fic inside a cliché fic.