Sarcastic and Drastic

Why was I crying? That was a good question. Not only had I been cheated on today, and quite badly at that, I had also nearly been killed, and to top it all off I had been saved by someone who was meant to thoroughly enjoy my pain. I now owe my long term enemy a favour, and I'm guessing letting him have the last piece of pie wouldn't cut it. Rated M for language (just to be safe)!