Vernon Dursley and the Professor's Turban

A wacky spin on the children's book series "Harry Potter", where Vernon Dursley takes the place of the Boy Who Lived. Watch Vernon convince Ollivander to modernize the field of wandlore! Look on as Vernon inadvertently saves the day, multiple times! And prepare for the emotional journey of a lifetime! All this and more, in "Vernon Dursley and the Professor's Turban". (crack fic)