Dragon Age Inquisition: Tales of the Bog Unicorn

I sent Cullen to pick up my Bog Unicorn in the game on the meta theory that Josephine would be too wigged out dealing with it and there was no way Leliana would be able to conceal it in the shadows. I also had the head!canon that Cullen would pick it up, but be completely wigged out by it. Here's that story. Apparently now related one-shots.