The Marauders Guide to Girls

SB: Well obviously I, Sirius Back, know a lot about girls. So I decided to help out every other boy at Hogwarts by writing this book. / JP: Ehhemmm. / SB: With the help of my trusty sidekicks Moony and Prongs. We are the marauders and this is 'The Marauders Guide to Girls', as written by a dictation quill.