For the lack of hinges

So this is a silly one shot I wrote to take the tension off two deep fanfictions I'm currently writing. (It's fun writing more than one story.) So if you want a laugh, or to read something and think: "What is she on?" Read this! You should read it anyway. It's just wrote for fun so you should read it for the same reason. Have a nice day! Rated T for language. (it was necessary).