Egberomeo and Striliet

Instead of Romeo and Juliet? Dave doesn't talk much at all. In fact, he's just about mute. There's just something about this John boy, though, that makes it hard for Dave to keep his mouth shut. And what do Jake and Dirk have to do with the story? (DaveJohn) (DirkJake) (GamKat?) (Possibly some EriSol later on)