Where Sexy and Sweet Compete (Common Room Talk)

Marlene suffers from all the sexiness concentrated at Hogwarts, Mary loves her expletives, Dorcas is the Wise One, and frankly, Lily is just done. In other words, your standard (or maybe not so standard) locker room talk. But with less sweat and more cosy comfort. 'Cos these girls are fine and they know it. Warnings: strong language, references to adult situations, m/m relationship