MY IMMORTAL - The Grammatically Correct Edition

Finally, a grammatically correct edition of My Immortal. It's still really bad, but you might not get as much brain damage. Reader discretion advised - an abundance of swears, sex, paedophiles, depression, Mary Sues, unrealistic vampires, canon aversions, slit wrists and more! M-rated for the line "he put his thingy in my you-know-what and then we did it for the first time".