Spin-Off: Is Draco Malfoy Gay or European?

It was the day of hearts, or what anyone could say that it was Valentine's Day. All the teachers were supposed to be happy, but none of them except one seemed happy. However, entertainment came in form of a red envelope to a certain blond boy. Disclaimer: I do not Harry Potter. Rated T because of mentions of gay but mostly because I'm paranoid. A collaboration with Darklight Blue.