Diary of a Douchebag

Hey, Diary, it's me again: Eric. I am so goddamn fucking tired of just sitting here sobbing about and jacking off to Kyle. It's all very lonely and pathetic, and I'm going to put a stop to it. That's right: I've finally decided to woo Kyle and get him to fall in love with me. (Kyman Multi-Chapter; Rated T for profanities and Eric's vulgarities.)