The Inevitable Engagement of Mr and Mrs Potter

"What I want to know is when Remus and Lily kissed. And who are you seeing? ... She better not be a Slytherin, we might have to hex her. Then you, just to make sure you're back to your senses." "Basically it's not some bird Remus is shagging. It's me. And you'd better not hex either of us." Everyone finds out about James & Lily while James finds out about Remus and Sirius. slash