The Gravity Falls Job

NOTHING TO SEE HERE! Nope, just a boring story about some boring kids named Dipper Pines and what's-her-name going on a dull vacation to lame Gravity Falls with their parents Brett and Reagan. Who are TOTALLY not imposters! So don't even read this! We'd redacted it all for being dull if we were a shadow government- WHICH WERE NOT! Oh, look a Clop-fic! Go read that instead!