Draco Malfoy & the Order of the Phoenix

Things get awkward when Voldemort decides to reside with the Malfoys. Thanks to Merlin, Draco's lessons with Snape are quite easy, but when school starts, things get out of hand with a certain new Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher and a Gryffindor squib-born. How will Draco manage to play on both sides of the Quidditch Pitch with too many people to please?