The Sorting Hat is Never Wrong

- Hah! No, but it can’t be! You my dear have made my decision a hard one, but a joyful nonetheless. I can feel my threads stretching! You are smarter than any other head I’ve encountered today, a kind spirit, but too smart for Hufflepuff and Gryffindor. Smart enough to know what’s best for yourself… - SLYTHERIN! Hermione just sat there in shock and denial...