Ram Gets Roasted

Subaru is just enjoying a day of cleaning in the Annerose mansion, alongside Garfiel. He has something on his mind, but refuses to let it out. Ram, in a misguided attempt to help, ends up sealing her own fate. She unleashes the hidden power of the roast gods in Subaru onto herself, and all hell breaks loose. Poor Ram. (Crackfic-ish, based on prompt by Heretic Slayer).