Of Trickery, Torture, and Triumph

In AVPSY, Ron describes the gang's disastrous 5th year. When Umbridge becomes Minister of Magic and appoints the Carrow twins as Defense Against the Dark Arts teachers, things start getting hairy. I didn't intend this to be a Dramione story, but that's kind of how it's turning out, so fair warning. Rated T for possible violence only. Events are mostly Starkid; characters, original.