A regular night in the Hog's Head

Harry, Ron, Neville, Seamus and Dean get together in the Hog's Head on a regular basis. Their interactions are weird, disturbing, filthy, bizarre and wrong on a regular basis, but they're always guaranteed to be amusing. Especially when Harry gets his heart broken and Ron accepts the duty of getting Harry out of his depression. "Does this mean I got to third base with Harry's mom?"