Patches

As useful as the 21st century is, it would still appear that it still has some rather bothersome flaws, namely: 1. The newfangled devices in the kitchen are all out on a quest for Steve's blood 2. A "Tinder" is not actually something used to start a fire and 3. Apple Maps just can't seem to help him find his way around his own feelings. Or any other place, for that matter.