Pie and the Art of DHD Maintenance

It's Thanksgiving, and the team is stranded on a distant moon. Only, Sam's a little out of sorts, the Colonel is bored, and Teal'c's holding a grudge. And there's pie? Have a little angst with your turkey and stuffing, friends. Sam/Jack angsty fluffery angst. You know how I do things. It would be helpful to have read "The Tao of Pie" first, but this isn't a sequel to that story.