A Dunderhead Walks into a Bar (he meets a hero there)
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Severus planned to ignore Harry Potter to the best of his abilities, but he's always been much better at making plans than following them. Snape is determined to get to the bottom of Potter's mysteries, and if Harry isn't going to be the hero, Severus will step up and get it done. A Time travel MoD!Harry story from the PoV of a man who hasn't the foggiest idea what's going on.