Valentine's kNight Surprises

Since her breakup with Ron Weasley, Hermione has a rather strange Valentine's Night tradition... After drinking too much, she ends up on the Knight Bus and encounters our favorite blonde Slytherin. Hermione decides to follow an outdated tip from a Witch Weekly article on how to find a husband... #22 "On a plane, train or bus, don't sit next to a woman. Sit next to a man."