No Strings On Me

The gods just love to play their little games, don't they? They're cruel. Arrogant. Mad puppeteers, leaving their pawns to twist and turn on razor strings. What a sick joke. But there are no strings on me...or her. A startled shinobi finds himself dragged into another world against his will. Nothing will be the same. Humor abounds. Narutoxharem? Pairing undecided. Vote via review.