You know why they call me coffee?
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Alfred and Arthur are at Alfred's ranch, and Arthur wonders how Alfred avoids slipping into a coffee coma. Alfred is only too happy to enlighten him. Cowboy!Alfred and Equestrian boss!Arthur. Very short little one-shot, inspired by my friend and her awesome pick-up line ideas. rated M because of the aforementioned pick-up line... Hint hint...