Mass Effect: Reality Locus

Even gods get bored. The one I privately call "Loki" decided to mess with me and toss me through a random universe and a bizarre bazaar before landing me face first into Mass Effect. Yeah, well, nothing to do but go with the flow! Still mad about the lizard thing, though. New story, back to my sci-fi shooter roots! Rated M for language and eventual gore. Please Read and Review!