Morning After With a Vengence

Morning After Episode IV. A New Hope. It is a period of drunken shenanigans. Rebel whiskey bottles, striking from a hidden lounge room, have won their first victory against the evil forces of sobriety. During the battle, Rebel Hermione's managed to gain secret access to the Dark Side's ultimate weapon; The Animal Onesie. A garment with enough power to destroy an entire reputation.