Harry Potter and the Stoned Philosopher

The title might not be original but the story makes up for it by being completely derivative and full of hackneyed cliches. Here is what the press is saying about A Markov's "Harry Potter (The Boy Who Lived... in a cupboard) and the Stoned Philosopher": "Banal" -The Daily Planet. "Banal AND Uninspired" -The Hazzard County Gazette. "Banal AND Trite" -The Hooterville World Guardian.